(This is not real, it’s a joke.)
What is StockBrot Syndrome?
Severity level: Highly Dangerous
The contagious, “medically verified” syndrome where the affected person lose control over their actions, mind and speech, especially when trolling others.
Symtoms of such includes but not limited to:
- Excessive trolling
- Quiet but deadly stares
- Ragebating
- Smol attention span
- Content creation addiction
- Ghosting
- Minor Memory Loss
If you come in contact with anyone who may have this syndrome, please contact your local police department for immediate arrest and containment.

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